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Witnesses say the creatures climbed aboard just after midnight, scared the driver away, and took control of the bus before speeding down the street. One witness described the suspects as \u201ca giant hairy creature, a green monster with glowing eyes, and something that looked like a vampire wearing a bus driver&#8217;s hat.\u201d Authorities are searching for the missing bus but have not yet located it. Officials are asking residents to avoid approaching any suspicious-looking monsters and to report unusual bus activity immediately. 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